I want to preface this entry by saying: if you are from a place where deliveries are impossible after 11 PM, alcohol isn’t sold on Sundays, and in general being out until 4 AM on a Monday night is considered inappropriate… DON’T READ THIS- GO TO IBIZA, IT’S CRAZY, YOU WILL LOVE IT.
If you are used to city nightlife, Ibiza’s scene is pretty unimpressive: huge mega clubs just filled with a lot more amateurs than usual.
During the day the sea is beautiful and the weather is gorgeous. I’m not sure if I’m just getting over the whole thing, or it’s because my job is working in a club, but the daytime lounging and being lazy in the Mediterranean sun, something I can’t do in New York, was what was really vacation for me.

BUT: I did go out in Ibiza, so here’s what’s up…
As far as describing the décor for any of these places, I’m just going to do it once because they’re all pretty much the same:
Dance floors packed with a shoulder to shoulder mostly white, mostly male crowd ,all facing wherever the DJ booth is. DJ is GOD in Ibiza. The bottle service “VIP” tables are up higher, overlooking the dance floor. All of the clubs have stores with their merchandise in it… everything from underwear to a Pacha motorcycle helmet! And, if you don’t get to buy your club t-shirt while you are actually there at the club, don’t worry the “club-stores” also have outposts in Ibiza town center and the airport…
Amnesia
Ridiculous- and not in the good way… We went there twice; on my first and last night. The first night we went because our friend Ronny was DJing. There are two rooms at Amnesia, and Ronny was spinning in the larger of the two, which turned out to be a gay party, no problem… but some of the things the male go-go dancers were doing with each other was shocking, but I guess that’s the point, so… diggin’ it.

One cool thing about Amnesia is that in the VIP, you can also rent a private secret room behind your table. You get the key and a security guard stands outside- inside you have a private bathroom, couches, and a chance to get away from the crowd/music. AND: if you didn’t catch that… IT’S YOUR OWN PRIVATE ROOM INSIDE A CLUB THAT YOU CAN LOCK WITH A KEY.

When we went the second time, it was a party called “Cacoon,” in the smaller room. It was a typical crowded club party… nothing special.

I feel like I’m leaving something out if I don’t at least mention how expensive these clubs can be: Our first night at Amnesia was €10,000, night 2 we got out for a measly € 3000.
PACHA
Pacha put Ibiza on the map and is probably the most famous club here.
I stayed there for 15 minutes. I have nothing much to say about Pacha… it’s a big club with extra loud house music and very overcrowded.
I will say it was one of the prettier clubs on the inside, and if it is something new for you it would be pretty cool to go to because it is so infamous—but we have Pacha in New York.
In Ibiza, the sun shines until 10PM and I woke up every day to a beautiful sea view and an infinity pool… I think I will save my all-night dancing at Pacha/ sleeping all day for the crappy winter weather in New York.
SPACE
Space was my favourite club in Ibiza. We went there at midnight and stayed until 7AM. The music was house, but with a little popular, old rap, and fun music mixed in to lighten it up… this is my favourite kind of fun. David Guetta headlined and Grace Jones performed… The dance floor was typical but the VIP was great, there was plenty of room for us to jump around, and the bathroom was around the corner with no lines (at least not the kind that you have to wait in…). If you go to Ibiza and go out only one night, make it Sunday at Space. This place was pretty cool… I bought the T-shirt.
BY: LAUREN BROWN